true romance

earlier today i removed the post about needing a rebound and that's because i've found one:
starbucks salted caramel hot chocolate
i'm not even kidding you.
the day after my boyfriend broke up with me i was a weepy mess and it seemed like nothing in the whole world could have possibly stopped the ocean of tears pouring out of me, and then i went to starbucks and i ordered one of these bad boys and just like that, i stopped crying.
why?
because it is literally impossible to cry while this supremely delicious concoction is in your mouth.
today, i was feeling a bit blue, so i went and got another one. as i was paying the drive-thru guy, he informed me that the reason it's so good is because it's made with real cocoa butter.
let's contemplate this for a moment
Cocao
Butter
i swear to you this drink is the nectar of the gods.
now, the fact that it probably contains about a million calories makes it a potion to be used delicately. i have a feeling that it might be highly addictive. so be careful, but by all means go buy one so that starbucks will leave it on the menu forever because the day it gets discontinued, i swear it will be heartbreak all over again for me.

love always